Spazz brought up, out of nowhere, something random involving penis sizes. Don’t ask how it got there. But it did.
Me: Don’t worry about the size of yours. There is such a thing as too big.
Spazz: What do you mean?
Me: Well. If a guy is small, then at least he can make up for it by having some good moves. If a guy is too big, no amount of lube will make that comfortable.
Spazz: ….. oh….
Me: Well? It’s true! Getting hit in the cervix hurts. My cervix is not a castle gate that needs to be beaten down by a battering ram!