So, this just happened.
Me: Sarcasm isn’t your friend, is it?
Spazz: He’s my best friend. We just don’t always get along.
Me: If you don’t get along, how are you best friends? And why is sarcasm a male?
Spazz: I dunno. Ask [Prude].
Me: No. Not gonna ’cause he’ll just say something like “because it is the language of men!”