So, my boyfriend and I were in the car the other day, and he got a random text.
BF: Hi. Who is this?
Girl: Carla. Who is this?
Girl: Oh, sorry, wrong number. I was looking for *other name*
BF: I don’t know anyone by that name.
Girl: Sorry to bother you, then.
*few minutes pass*
Girl: Can I ask you something?
Girl: Are you single?
At this point, I’m kinda confused. When she asked if she could ask him something, I knew where it was headed.
BF: My girlfriend who is sitting in the car next to me says “no.”
Her signature in her texts is “*Redneck Juliet*” so we about died laughing.